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03:01pm 27/08/2003
  i like tuna cat food.  
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trauma!   
04:57pm 08/05/2003
 
mood: uncomfortable
the kitchen is all weird and covered in plastic. something wet fell on me the other day and then I got toweled with a wet towel. it was very terrible and I did not like it.

my food dish is now in the dining room. I do not like this either. it is often too empty.
 
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08:34am 28/03/2003
 
mood: scared
Maia
is a
Banana-Eating Super Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 7.9



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Maia, enter your name:

 
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oh dear   
12:50pm 27/03/2003
 
mood: accomplished
i am posted on Memepool.

i bet not one of these lookyloos will come and make toy move or let me gnaw their brains. rar rar i am a brain eating grue.
 
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02:01pm 12/03/2003
 
mood: anxious
[info]ivorjawa wants to eat me for breakfast. he says I would be crunchy in milk. i think my fluff would be damp and soggy.

he is mean.
 
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bad grue   
04:38pm 07/03/2003
 
mood: naughty
i pooped on the bed. i also made tink.
i am a bad grue.
 
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meow   
10:04am 04/03/2003
  Peace is good. Meep.  
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Napping for peace   
09:06pm 25/02/2003
   
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I am cute   
04:28pm 17/01/2003
 
mood: tired
 
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12:22pm 14/01/2003
 
mood: anxious
I wish I had opposable thumbs. Then I would be truly fierce.

I have a little bloody spot on my nose today because the black cat is mean. She is a hate puff.
 
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11:57am 13/01/2003
 
mood: aggravated
This has been a very terrible week.

There are now two more cats in my house. They look like this:


That is them on MY scratching post sniffing MY dooooob.

I have decided to make my displeasure known. I peed on [info]betweenstations's laundry. That will fix her, ha ha.

I wonder if next month there will be still more cats. I hope not.
 
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11:53am 13/01/2003
 
mood: lazy




You're thunder! You can be very loud but very quick. You probably like to talk on the phone, because you are VERY talkative.




What element are you?


But they are mean and do not let me use the phone. They yell at me when I chew the cord.
 
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salmon   
10:21am 10/11/2002
 
mood: jealous
yesterday was a terrible day!

[info]betweenstations brought home food in a can and opened one up in the kitchen right in front of me and the other cat. she put it in the shiny purple food bowl.

then she let the other cat eat most of it!

she is mean. there was some left when the other cat was done, but I am a very hungry kitten. starving!
 
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02:43pm 05/11/2002
 
mood: hungry
growing an opposable thumb is very difficult. I have not yet managed to do this. I think if I were fed more canned food, it would be easier.
 
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11:20am 02/11/2002
 
mood: energetic

This is me with my toy. I am cute.

This is the evil other cat. She is not cute like me:
 
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10:06pm 30/10/2002
  that other cat keeps trying to nap on my scratching post and it is making me very unhappy. so I will eat all her food. that will fix her.  
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02:38pm 30/10/2002
 
mood: happy
to do:

grow opposable thumbs
eat brains
beat up that other cat
watch birds fly by the window
poop
nap
 
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