Maia the Cat

maia_cat @ 2003-08-27T15:01:00

2003-08-27T19:58:11Z

i like tuna cat food.

trauma!

2003-05-08T21:56:46Z

the kitchen is all weird and covered in plastic. something wet fell on me the other day and then I got toweled with a wet towel. it was very terrible and I did not like it.

my food dish is now in the dining room. I do not like this either. it is often too empty.

maia_cat @ 2003-03-28T08:34:00

2003-03-28T14:35:05Z

oh dear

2003-03-27T18:49:35Z

i am posted on Memepool.

i bet not one of these lookyloos will come and make toy move or let me gnaw their brains. rar rar i am a brain eating grue.

maia_cat @ 2003-03-12T14:01:00

2003-03-12T20:00:37Z

ivorjawa wants to eat me for breakfast. he says I would be crunchy in milk. i think my fluff would be damp and soggy.

he is mean.

bad grue

2003-03-08T22:39:16Z

i pooped on the bed. i also made tink.
i am a bad grue.

meow

2003-03-04T16:03:04Z

Peace is good. Meep.

Napping for peace

2003-02-26T03:07:34Z

I am cute

2003-01-17T22:27:48Z

maia_cat @ 2003-01-14T12:22:00

2003-01-14T18:21:37Z

I wish I had opposable thumbs. Then I would be truly fierce.

I have a little bloody spot on my nose today because the black cat is mean. She is a hate puff.

maia_cat @ 2003-01-13T11:57:00

2003-01-13T17:57:36Z

This has been a very terrible week.

There are now two more cats in my house. They look like this:

That is them on MY scratching post sniffing MY dooooob.

I have decided to make my displeasure known. I peed on betweenstations's laundry. That will fix her, ha ha.

I wonder if next month there will be still more cats. I hope not.

maia_cat @ 2003-01-13T11:53:00

2003-01-13T17:55:05Z

You're thunder! You can be very loud but very quick. You probably like to talk on the phone, because you are VERY talkative.

What element are you?

But they are mean and do not let me use the phone. They yell at me when I chew the cord.

salmon

2002-11-10T16:23:12Z

yesterday was a terrible day!

betweenstations brought home food in a can and opened one up in the kitchen right in front of me and the other cat. she put it in the shiny purple food bowl.

then she let the other cat eat most of it!

she is mean. there was some left when the other cat was done, but I am a very hungry kitten. starving!

maia_cat @ 2002-11-05T14:43:00

2002-11-05T20:43:44Z

growing an opposable thumb is very difficult. I have not yet managed to do this. I think if I were fed more canned food, it would be easier.

maia_cat @ 2002-11-02T11:20:00

2002-11-02T17:22:58Z

This is me with my toy. I am cute.

This is the evil other cat. She is not cute like me:

maia_cat @ 2002-10-30T22:06:00

2002-10-31T04:12:37Z

that other cat keeps trying to nap on my scratching post and it is making me very unhappy. so I will eat all her food. that will fix her.

maia_cat @ 2002-10-30T14:38:00

2002-10-30T20:37:45Z

to do:

grow opposable thumbs
eat brains
beat up that other cat
watch birds fly by the window
poop
nap